Showing posts with label Crappy People Compilation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crappy People Compilation. Show all posts

Murphy's Law - Shit happens

Today was the day that I would like to tell some stories that happened to me within a day. It's so happening and if it happens everyday I will die from drama flood.

So today we planned to have a surprise lunch to celebrate one of our colleague's birthday, and one of the lady (which is not part of the company, but just works next cubicle to ours) was following the plan as well since she knows everyone in the company (3 people only) quite well. And I was being assigned to drive her and my friend to Subang parade's TGIF.

We left earlier by 15 minutes because we still had to get a cake on our way, and so the drama came once we met at the lobby. While walking to my car she asked 'How long do we need to take to walk to your car?' At first I thought it's only been less than 5 minutes of walk, is it tiring or something? Okay la I didn't think anymore further cause you know la, girls ma, high heels, pain, can't walk long, and stuff.

On our way to Friday's, she directed us to the wrong way, when we reached, she said 'yea that's exactly what I was talking about', and my friend already felt something weird was happening, but I was too stupid to realize anything at that point of time.

Ok lo reached car park, she then insisted us to park outdoor (cause it's nearer to Friday's). When we went outdoor, no parking, she said 'why not you guys drop me off in front of Friday's and you find a parking together, remember to find an outdoor one ya!' Once she left my friend straight went wtf and commented on every bits and pieces, then my rage and anger started to build. I didn't feel like fetching her back to the office, I don't want to be locked in a small space with her I so hate her right now for complaining so much and stuff.

Next story:

We overheard boss talking to her daughter and asking her whether if she's eaten and how was it yada yada. And my friend just spoke to me (in Chinese) that she herself wouldn't be as caring when she had a daughter in future. Then I replied (in Chinese) 'if you do that your daughter will straight say that you're annoying.

Now, the colleague who sits beside me said 'Did you know that our boss knows how to speak Chinese?' I was like wat de fuk dude you should have told us like a century ago, not 2 days before we are leaving for our internships. I don't exactly know what people are thinking nowadays. But let's just hope that the boss managed to hear the entire story instead of only hearing me saying 'annoying' and misunderstood me for saying that she's annoying. -.-

Story #3:

I was playing with my dog in the kitchen when suddenly my beloved asshole brother brought his gf back home. Obviously when there's a stranger in the house, dogs will usually roar at them and so mine did. And what that gf of his did was hiding behind my bro's back. Hello if you're afraid of it you should have walked out of his sight, not hiding so near that it can chew you up okay!

What my bro did was asking me in a nasty tone to secure my dog. You should have secured your gf in the 1st place mother fucker. Anyway the 1st greeting word I said to his gf was 'HAIH'. I literally looked at her in the face and sighed, and I still cannot believe it. Lol

And my day ended with my dad winding up the car window and hit my chin while i was looking out of the car. I replied him with a 'thank you'.

The end.

Monitor this you Fug

I don't like people standing behind me viewing what I'm doing with my laptop without my permission. It's fucking inconsiderate and invading my privacy.

Oh sure those culprit will definitely say fucking stupid stuff like 'Oh~ If you're not guilty of possessing anything in your laptop you wouldn't be defensive' and shitty nonsense like that. So what if I'm defensive over my property? Oh yea I'm watching porn now and if you don't mind I'd like to be alone while masturbating. And stop spying on what websites I go. I can list them down here for you.

http://fmylife.com
http://facebook.com
http://gmail.com

Well those are the ones I visited during working hours and while that inconsiderate spy's looking, not that I'm a boring dude who only visits these 3 websites. And imagine that, even those websites she (yes a she) wanna spy on. Hello it's not top secret stuff like where's Obama going to have his high tea at or something. Go view your facebook account, I'm in your friends list (unfortunately) and you're welcome to spy on wtv that is written there.

Let me tell you what you pc monitoring bastards. If you wanna spy on other people's pc, do it without people noticing, NOT WHEN SOMEONE IS ALREADY NOTICING AND TRYING TO CLOSE THE BROWSER/DESKTOP AND YOU STAND THERE STUPIDLY AND TELL THEM 'Oh is he/she your friend? cause I saw you viewing his/her facebook profile!' Yes I know you know that we are friends cause I know that you are looking at my pc and that's why I'm hiding everything away from you. Get it? Don't get it? Seriously wtf is wrong?

'Wow you already added him as a friend in facebook? But you guys just knew each others for 4 days!' None of your business asshole. Yes I like adding people in facebook, does it matter to you? Will it kill your brain cells? No. So fuck off from my computer.

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Lok Mun Law says
there?

Aaron Yap says
no, drowned

Lok Mun Law says
is uq under the water?

Aaron Yap says
partially

Lok Mun Law says
under the sea~ under the sea~

Aaron Yap says
>_____>
its river
and u damn lame

Lok Mun Law says
how do u live?

Aaron Yap says
>__________>
eating edible food

Lok Mun Law says
where u buy?

Aaron Yap says
so i can get the essential nutrition in my body
breathing air that has an appropriate concentration on oxygen
so my body can metabolize food

Lok Mun Law says
where u buy that edible food?

Aaron Yap says
thus getting energy for me to maintain my "living"
-_____________-
grocery stores
supermarket

Lok Mun Law says
wow i tot they would run out of stock or something
u row boat?

Aaron Yap says
your a fucking idiot aren't you? =_=
i went sarcasm for so long
and u still thought i am telling the truth
and u ask dumb questions
like seriously?

Lok Mun Law says
haha
as long as ur okay

Aaron Yap says
my place is not affected
i went grocery shopping before the flood came
my place is near the river
but at high ground
thats simple answer >_>
and who the hell row boat to buy groceries
at that condition, who the hell will open for u to get groceries

Lok Mun Law says
haha maybe i am being sarcastic
who knows

Aaron Yap says
then u extremely deserve to get scolded by me

Lok Mun Law says
woo
sorry

Aaron Yap says
not in the mood now
try talking to me on the weekends

Lok Mun Law says
kay
byez

I dunno why I just felt like sharing this. Not to say that I'm completely innocent but... erm I guess I'm lost for words.

Results

And the results were finally out. It's totally out of what I'd predicted previously based on my method of studying. I just got a mere passing grade for all of my subjects. Not a credit, not even higher, just a pass.

'Well, as long as you passed, that's all that matter', people would usually tell me this to comfort me, but deep down somewhere there's this little voice that says 'it's not okay to just pass, aim higher!', and yeap, that should be the reality of life. Passing the course is not an option, getting a good grade is.

Unless if I don't plan to further my studies anymore and just stick to Bachelor of Science, yes just passing may be the minimal requirement, but what if I plan to pursue dentistry, or maybe physiotherapy? It's now not the matter of passing or not. The requirements are tremendous. They need an overall D grade to at least be able to apply, and that's not a guaranteed 100% enrollment too, and D stands for distinction, not that D grade we used to hear in primary or secondary schools.

So in UQ, a mere pass stands for the grade of 4. I got three 4s. 444. I hit the jackpot, but not 777 (HD), I got 444(P).

Just went to a gathering and heard quite a number of my friends talking about getting good grades and stuff. Yea I should congratulate them, but at the same time I wanna find a hole and hide myself and never come back out again and hopefully someone will fill up the hole with soil together with me or something.

What I cannot stand most is when someone gets a better grade than I am and kept complaining that they should get a higher grade. It's like getting a 90% out of 100 and questioning themselves why can't they get 100%. I don't mind that they have that thought because everyone should aim high, but why complain to me when I myself already feel like dying, do you want me to cheer you up? What about me? Who's cheering me up?

Sometimes people have problem but they themselves forget that other people too have their own problems.

Anyway let's just hope that I will get a better score in my 3rd year and hopefully everything will go according to plan. Ups and downs, they're just parts of life.

肺话 废话

在这一个繁忙的社会, 往往想停一步吸口气放松一下都难.
但最让人痛苦的一见件事, 就是听人家讲废话.

Okay typing Chinese is really damn hard so I resort to just finish this post with a mix of Chinese and English. What I hate most (and there is such a person in my family which means I will have to deal with his crap until either one of us leaves the house or dies) is people talking 废话. By 废话 I don't mean those crap that makes you chuckle or something. There are surely many types of 废话, I am no expert in analyzing how many types there are but I can surely differentiate them into 2 categories, the ones that makes you ROFLMAO and the ones that annoys the shit out of you. Unfortunately, today I had to deal with the 2nd 废话.

Okay let's use my brother as a subject. So once he went to the toilet, and then he realized the light was not switched off, and he presumed that I was the one who didn't turn it off (I'm sure he had done 1000^793494 times forgetting to switch off the lights but I'm just too lazy to deal with his shit and start a fight with him so I'll usually let him be, but this is another topic to be discussed so I'll move forward to today's topic about 废话). Then he went and confronted me about the toilet light because his life is too free and he wanted to start a fight or something.

So now the 废话 comes in. He asked me 'why do you always forget to switch off the lights?' Can anyone tell me how to reply to this 废话? I surely couldn't, so I kept silent. And then came another shot of 废话. 'Why do I not hear a reply?'

Mad stupid I wanna smack his face. He was actually expecting a fucking answer from his 废话!!!! Actually if you interpret (it's a no brainer) his 1st 废话, he had already answer the question by himself.

'Why do you always forget to switch off the lights?'

FORGET THEN DIDN'T SWITCH OFF LA DUDEEEEEE. 你说这废话杀伤力有多强?????????????

This is the problem of our society I tell you! The pollution has made our lungs so full of crap and we started to crap 废话 out! Okay I don't know how to end this post already, so I'll just embed a video about 废话lization.



Done~ 1 more paper and I'll be a free man =)))

The most annoying person I've ever met

... in the theater that is. I'd been annoyed by people sitting behind me, because they kicked my seat, or the worst case scenario, resting their feet on my head rest. I'd also been annoyed by people sitting next to me, because their breath sometimes can kill. But, never before in my life have I met someone who sits 2 seats away from me is able to annoy me, until today...

So it happened on a lovely Sunday, where everyone was happily relaxing, recharging their energy after a long week of hard work; my parents decided to bring me along to midvalley to shop for luggage bags, and just drop by to watch a decent movie.

We chose to watch 翡翠明珠 because lam foong is in the movie ZOMG. And we happily chose seat numbers A01, A02, A03 just so that no one would be sitting behind us. So we can now avenge by kicking their seats repeatedly hohoho (we never did, I swear!).

Out of a sudden, dad stood up, whispered to mom and proceeded to find a new place to sit since there were plenty of empty spaces available. I was wondering why at 1st. And I quickly found out. The dude who sat at A04 is crap. I duno but I cannot find any other words that can match him other than crap or shit.


Diagram showing the distance between crap and me. I was at A01 and he was at A04.

The very 1st thing I heard was a loud BURP. Then I think to myself 'o..kay.. maybe he sliped while he was trying to burp silently'. Then the 2nd thing I heard was his demonic laugh. Okay it's a comedy film but if you really watch it it wasn't THAT funny. Not that I don't allow him to laugh but hoi, need to laugh that loud or not. And it's not those 'haha' laugh, but those 'huuuuu huuu huuuuuu' + deep voice laugh omg I really wanna kill him. And that was not it, the most annoying part was, he read the subtitle out! HELLO YOU ACTING AR NOW! Why the hell would you wanna repeat what the actors/actresses say??? FUCKING DULAN

Imagine that: burp + laugh + read subtitle aloud. Repeat burp + laugh + read subtitle aloud x20 times.


Even Barney from The Simpsons is better than him, or equally bad, I duno.

Once the movie ended we quickly exited cause every second being in the same room with him increases our killer instinct. NOT HAPPY!

As a conclusion, doesn't mean you can avoid annoying people by sitting at the furthest seat you can. If crap people are present in the same cinema room, they will somehow be able to fuck up the whole cinema. Regardless of where he sits. Position is no longer a factor.

That reminds me why I don't like to watch movie in the cinema.. =(

Should I thank god that he didn't fart?