Today was the day that I would like to tell some stories that happened to me within a day. It's so happening and if it happens everyday I will die from drama flood.
So today we planned to have a surprise lunch to celebrate one of our colleague's birthday, and one of the lady (which is not part of the company, but just works next cubicle to ours) was following the plan as well since she knows everyone in the company (3 people only) quite well. And I was being assigned to drive her and my friend to Subang parade's TGIF.
We left earlier by 15 minutes because we still had to get a cake on our way, and so the drama came once we met at the lobby. While walking to my car she asked 'How long do we need to take to walk to your car?' At first I thought it's only been less than 5 minutes of walk, is it tiring or something? Okay la I didn't think anymore further cause you know la, girls ma, high heels, pain, can't walk long, and stuff.
On our way to Friday's, she directed us to the wrong way, when we reached, she said 'yea that's exactly what I was talking about', and my friend already felt something weird was happening, but I was too stupid to realize anything at that point of time.
Ok lo reached car park, she then insisted us to park outdoor (cause it's nearer to Friday's). When we went outdoor, no parking, she said 'why not you guys drop me off in front of Friday's and you find a parking together, remember to find an outdoor one ya!' Once she left my friend straight went wtf and commented on every bits and pieces, then my rage and anger started to build. I didn't feel like fetching her back to the office, I don't want to be locked in a small space with her I so hate her right now for complaining so much and stuff.
Next story:
We overheard boss talking to her daughter and asking her whether if she's eaten and how was it yada yada. And my friend just spoke to me (in Chinese) that she herself wouldn't be as caring when she had a daughter in future. Then I replied (in Chinese) 'if you do that your daughter will straight say that you're annoying.
Now, the colleague who sits beside me said 'Did you know that our boss knows how to speak Chinese?' I was like wat de fuk dude you should have told us like a century ago, not 2 days before we are leaving for our internships. I don't exactly know what people are thinking nowadays. But let's just hope that the boss managed to hear the entire story instead of only hearing me saying 'annoying' and misunderstood me for saying that she's annoying. -.-
Story #3:
I was playing with my dog in the kitchen when suddenly my beloved asshole brother brought his gf back home. Obviously when there's a stranger in the house, dogs will usually roar at them and so mine did. And what that gf of his did was hiding behind my bro's back. Hello if you're afraid of it you should have walked out of his sight, not hiding so near that it can chew you up okay!
What my bro did was asking me in a nasty tone to secure my dog. You should have secured your gf in the 1st place mother fucker. Anyway the 1st greeting word I said to his gf was 'HAIH'. I literally looked at her in the face and sighed, and I still cannot believe it. Lol
And my day ended with my dad winding up the car window and hit my chin while i was looking out of the car. I replied him with a 'thank you'.
The end.
